Destructoid recently ran a Sacred 2 contest, with the winner receiving a copy of the game and a 360. I would have blogged about it, but I’m a greedy bastard and I wanted that Xbox for myself. The premise for the contest was “Prove nothing is Sacred.”
In my twisted mind that translated to: Go Sacrilegious with a Video Game Twist. Hit the jump for the latest top three reasons I’m going to hell.
Spoiler Alert! I did not win the Xbox. That’s usually the way things work out if one is selling one’s soul. Sadly, though, I didn’t even get the satisfaction of seeing one of the other original entries take the Sacred prize. The D-toid staff awarded the booty to that guy. Which guy? You know, the one you were saying, “As long as that guy doesn’t win…”.
Yeah, that guy.
No, I’m not bitter.
Here’s my favorite three bids for the most sacrilegious entry. The first one only makes sense if you know who Jack Thompson is. If you don’t comprehend the evil (admittedly, declawed these days) that is Jack Thompson, get to GamePolitics.com and get your learnin’ on.
My second installment is an homage to the days of yore…
Finally, the Big Guns, the old school animated gif. You should also know that Jim Sterling was (perhaps falsely assumed by me to be) a judge for the contest.
I really thought the starfish line was the clincher…. No pun intended.
